I did not do it!

A man comes home from work and drives into the driveway. He is shocked to find the garage door open with the same laundry in front of the washer and dryer as it was left that morning.

The kid's bikes are laying in the front yard and the front door is wide open. The man begins to panic. He runs through the front door and finds the TV blaring and the kids in the backyard playing; still in their pajamas.

The living room is filled with toys; the dining room table is covered in peanut butter and chocolate and the dog has spilled the garbage all over the kitchen.

The man starts to scream for his wife! "HONEY, Where are you?" He runs upstairs and finds her in bed reading a book; still in her bathrobe.

He almost screams "Are you okay? What is wrong?" She looks at him with a big smile and says "You know how every day you come home and you ask me what I did today? Well, Today I didn't do it."

To the men: Whether your wife works inside the home or outside the home; marriage is a joint venture to be shared.

Ephesians 5:21 Submit to one another out of reverence for Christ.